In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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