i was born a porn star she said
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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