I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
