census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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