do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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