i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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