her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Randomize
