You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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