he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
