So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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