i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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