The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I touched a dick in church today
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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