can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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