I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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