So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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