just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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