Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Randomize
