I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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