Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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