He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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