I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You can't motorboat a personality
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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