WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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