That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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