we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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