You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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