you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We are two peas in an std pod
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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