i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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