When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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