I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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