so let's talk penis.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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