Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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