I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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