Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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