On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
wow bdsm is so cute
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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