why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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