And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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