No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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