OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think I sprained my soul last night
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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