you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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