Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The adults are the big ones right?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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