Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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