i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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