Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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