so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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