at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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