one two three fourrrrnication!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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