If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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