is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
cat food counts as protein by the way
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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