Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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