Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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