if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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