all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ketchup is God's man juice
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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