Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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