i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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