Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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